Performinig Nekama in English

外人とチャットしてて初めていい感じのネカマっぽい展開にできたんですが、ちょっと汚いスラング使ったら即切りされてしまいました。
今回は最初から最後までノーカット版でお送りしますので、よかったら参考にして下さい。


Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: chisato(仮名)
You: you?
Stranger: Roberto(仮名)
Stranger: Carlos(仮名)
Stranger: from where ?
You: japan
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I from Brazil
You: cool!
Stranger: thank
Stranger: age ?
You: 17
Stranger: nice
You: you?
Stranger: speak portuguese ?
Stranger: 25
You: no, sorry
You: only japanese, and little bit english
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: do you like boys brazilian ?
You: yeah
You: i love soccer guy :)
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I have big penis, you want to see ?
　←ブラジル人の唐突なチンコアピール

You: really?
You: how long?
Stranger: 16 cm
You: too big!!
You: ive never seen such a big dic
Stranger: have you got Skype ?
You: no,
Stranger: LINE ?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: do you have sex ?
You: lol
You: how about you?
Stranger: yes, me often
Stranger: and you ?
You: im gonna have sex...
You: but you too far away
Stranger: with who do you want sex ?
You: men with a big penis
You: if possible :)
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you have photo of you ?
You: yes, but
You: im a little bit ashamed :(
Stranger: no need to be ashamed
Stranger: show me your photo ;)
You: ok, but
You: i also wanna see your face...
Stranger: I will show it when I see photos of you
Stranger: ok ?
You: hmm...
Stranger: come on
You: ok
You: but i dont know how to show photo
You: in this chat room
You: will you teach?
Stranger: http://uploadpie.com/

Stranger: use that
You: thanks
Stranger: upload pic and copy and paste the link here
You: http://uploadpie.com/DBDb1

You: im so ashamed ///
Stranger: uhm, I want to see you nude
You: ok, but
You: i promissed you show your photo
Stranger: if you send me two photo of yourself nude, I will show my penis
Stranger: ok ?
You: hmmm
You: ive already showed my face,
Stranger: come on
Stranger: two photo nude of you
You: so you should show your face
Stranger: only two ;)
You: two?? what?
Stranger: two photo of yourself nude
You: bull shit...

Stranger has disconnected.

「bull shit」は直訳で「牛のウンコ」、つまり「クソ食らえ」的なニュアンスですね。
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